Today is your lucky day. You get three wishes, granted to you by The Daily Post. What are your three wishes and why?
The magical person from Wordpress has scattered the stardust and made his/her offer. These wishes will have no strings attached and no animals will be harmed in the making of the necessary spells.
All floors, walls, furniture, carpet, soft furnishing, curtains, cushions and bedding will henceforth be imbued with animal hair repellent.
Doorways and passages will expand and contract relative to the aggregate width of canine and feline companions as they escort me around Baskerville Manor.
I will be granted the magical engineering skills to build that doohickey I speculated about in Daily Prompt: World’s Best Widget.